found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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