Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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