I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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