God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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