I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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