he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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