So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
this will be a night to untag.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
