it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he fucked my hip out of place.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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