Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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