Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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