Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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