barbara walters just said penis...
She even gives head with a lisp.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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