You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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