Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"

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(905): View more from Toronto

she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.

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(585): View more from New York

you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.

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(562): View more from California

sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone

(1-562): View more from California

there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue

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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."

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