it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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