booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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