What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I will pee on everything he values.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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