my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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