hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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