After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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