my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
This toilet bowl is my home.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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