It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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