Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
