some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im about as happy as oj after his trial
bring money and cleavage
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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