So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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