How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
