love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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