thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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