did you get engaged???
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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