Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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