Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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