I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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