A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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