David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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