Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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