OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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