well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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