yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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