Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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