no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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