Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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