let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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