U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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