im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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