I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
tell your sister to shave her snatch
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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