i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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