Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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