it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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