69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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