my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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