Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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