Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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