This girl is more easily done than said...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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