Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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