He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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