he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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